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[irritated]

psychoanalyzing tono doesn't work. he betrays any kind of logic. like if we're going with logic then wouldn't things from home remind him of home? like eating actual good food.

unless it reminds him of our friend...

but even she wouldn't drink this stuff, i think.

[rediscovering]

right, the commoner girl in your club... maybe that’s it. are there teas like this at home for you? maybe he wishes he could share them with her?
i dont know im grasping at straws

should we be worried?? as in like, is he okay.....?
i don’t know much about this stuff but i met a doctor who said he fixes mental disorders maybe that’s what this is. it’s something.

[irritated]

okay seriously. please tell tono he should see a doctor for his mental health. i want to be there when you tell him.

but you know, maybe he does want to share them with her. i bet you he has some weird fantasy about it going on in his head.

[rediscovering]

do you think it will help....? or do you just think it will be funny??

why does he have these weird fantasies about this girl?? kaoru told me that too. just cuz she’s poor?? that’s like exotic to him or something?

[irritated]

tono is one of my dearest friends! his well-being is of the utmost importance to me. (´,,•ω•,,)♡

yeah that's basically it. she is really cute but tono is also just a big pervert. it's very sad. maybe this is something we should consider going to the doctor about that too?

[rediscovering]

wait i thought he was gay?? he likes this girl tho???

[irritated]

[WHAT DID KAORU TELL HIM????? This may be the best gift that Hikaru could have received. He's laughing hysterically as he texts this over:]

tono just loves everybody

[rediscovering]

like that, though?? everybody? really...?

[ Look. He's never met boys like these before, period — but maybe this is a new category of person. People who are in love with everybody. Zuko barely knows anything about gay people, let alone bisexual people, let alone promiscuous perverted polyamorous pansexual people, which is what the twins have so far painted Tamaki out to be. Kaoru had warned him right off the bat Tamaki might come onto him someday, as if to watch out. Zuko's only just recently learned about the concept of being friends with benefits, and was even more shocked by the idea of anonymous online hookups... It's not outside the realm of possibility to think maybe there's an orientation for "literally everybody-sexual." Who's he to judge, in a place like this? For all his wide life experience, Zuko is too sheltered to know better than to take Hikaru at his word. It seemed plausible; the boy's good-looking, rich and charismatic, and seems to find good in most everything. Both twins have called their king a pervert more than once, after all... "Just loves everybody" is a pretty perverted answer to Zuko's question, in that light. ]

[irritated]

[If asked about it later, Hikaru can claim he would have never thought of this the way that Zuko was claiming.]

haven't you noticed? tono has a lot of love to give!

[rediscovering]

is that why he started your club.......??

[irritated]

kaoru and i didn't know what we were getting ourselves into ∩(￣□￣#)∩

[rediscovering]

so you guys aren't like that? what about your other friends?

[irritated]

kaoru and i didn't have any friends until recently. do you think we'd be like tono? really.

but they're not like tono either. he's pretty unique.

[rediscovering]

i guess not....

does he ...date(?) the people who come to your club? or whatever? guests? clients....?
do you and kaoru??

[irritated]

what do you think we're doing? this is a school club.

[rediscovering]

i don't know this is your weird thing not mine!!! people come to see your performances cuz it's fancy and you're all cute and popular, right, that's the idea???

[irritated]

you just implied we're selling ourselves by asking if we date any of them. that's called escorting. kaoru and i would never.

[Leaves out that Tamaki would never as well.]

he meant it like that

[rediscovering]

iiii didn't mean it like that i mean
like
what does your club do exactly

can't believe zuko thinks they're whores.

[irritated]

we entertain bored young women with a lot of time on their hands with lively discussion.

we go to a prestigious private school. you really think they'd allow that kind of debauchery?

it’s not too far a stretch of the imagination, lbr

[rediscovering]

look i dunno your world sounds crazy to me sometimes too ok how should i know what you guys do!

whys it only girls come...?? do they all come just cuz you guys all happen to be good-looking? or is that part of it too...?

[irritated]

because you know us and you should think better of us!

zuko, is it really that hard to understand why bored girls wouldn't want to spend their countless free hours talking to handsome young men?

[rediscovering]

yes it is that hard to understand explain it to me
you just talk to them and act out skits or something and they like to watch just cuz you’re cute.....? i dont get it

i dont think badly of any of you, live your lives
i just dont know about this part of your lives though, why should i

[irritated]

listen, i think you could say this to anybody else and you'd have a point.
but not to me. especially not to me.
do i need to remind you of the bubble? if i can know about your life story then you can know about my host club.

[rediscovering]

i meant I don’t know about like.... your romantic life... you understand what im saying??

all i know about the host club is what you guys have told me and i don’t think i understand it...? but I want to!? theres just nothing like this in my world as far as i know. and it sounds... strange. to me.
girls just come to fawn over you cuz they’re bored and you’re cute but you don’t date them or “do” anything cuz it’s a school club.... but what do you do then?? you put on plays or something?

[irritated]

it's better you don't know about my romantic life. [It's bad for business if there's an answer!]

i told you. we talk to them and sometimes we eat together. kaoru and i put on shows though.
but of course bored young women want to spend time with handsome guys. it's so obvious.