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[irritated]

kaoru and i didn't know what we were getting ourselves into ∩(￣□￣#)∩

[rediscovering]

so you guys aren't like that? what about your other friends?

[irritated]

kaoru and i didn't have any friends until recently. do you think we'd be like tono? really.

but they're not like tono either. he's pretty unique.

[rediscovering]

i guess not....

does he ...date(?) the people who come to your club? or whatever? guests? clients....?
do you and kaoru??

[irritated]

what do you think we're doing? this is a school club.

[rediscovering]

i don't know this is your weird thing not mine!!! people come to see your performances cuz it's fancy and you're all cute and popular, right, that's the idea???

[irritated]

you just implied we're selling ourselves by asking if we date any of them. that's called escorting. kaoru and i would never.

[Leaves out that Tamaki would never as well.]

he meant it like that

[rediscovering]

iiii didn't mean it like that i mean
like
what does your club do exactly

can't believe zuko thinks they're whores.

[irritated]

we entertain bored young women with a lot of time on their hands with lively discussion.

we go to a prestigious private school. you really think they'd allow that kind of debauchery?

it’s not too far a stretch of the imagination, lbr

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look i dunno your world sounds crazy to me sometimes too ok how should i know what you guys do!

whys it only girls come...?? do they all come just cuz you guys all happen to be good-looking? or is that part of it too...?

[irritated]

because you know us and you should think better of us!

zuko, is it really that hard to understand why bored girls wouldn't want to spend their countless free hours talking to handsome young men?

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yes it is that hard to understand explain it to me
you just talk to them and act out skits or something and they like to watch just cuz you’re cute.....? i dont get it

i dont think badly of any of you, live your lives
i just dont know about this part of your lives though, why should i

[irritated]

listen, i think you could say this to anybody else and you'd have a point.
but not to me. especially not to me.
do i need to remind you of the bubble? if i can know about your life story then you can know about my host club.

[rediscovering]

i meant I don’t know about like.... your romantic life... you understand what im saying??

all i know about the host club is what you guys have told me and i don’t think i understand it...? but I want to!? theres just nothing like this in my world as far as i know. and it sounds... strange. to me.
girls just come to fawn over you cuz they’re bored and you’re cute but you don’t date them or “do” anything cuz it’s a school club.... but what do you do then?? you put on plays or something?

[irritated]

it's better you don't know about my romantic life. [It's bad for business if there's an answer!]

i told you. we talk to them and sometimes we eat together. kaoru and i put on shows though.
but of course bored young women want to spend time with handsome guys. it's so obvious.

[rediscovering]

[ There are so many crossed wires and gaps to be filled in this household. “Better you don’t know” sounds sketchy as fuck, which does nothing to dissuade Zuko’s line of thinking that he’s living with a bunch of teenage sexual deviants. He’s really having trouble grasping the concept of their club. It seems... romantic, as he’d put it, at the bottom line. Girls with nothing better to do than lust after cute men for entertainment. He can’t fathom. It’s even more illogical hearing they don’t “do” anything by that premise... which is why Hikaru’s answer seems so suspicious. But what’s he gonna say? He’s not comfortable talking in this sphere, even being on a planet revolving around these things. ]

not obvious to me. isn’t that kind of creepy....? if it were a bunch of guys coming to flirt with cute girls for fun wouldn’t that be weird??

what kind of shows do you and kaoru do...?

1/2

[irritated]

that's called a hostess club.

what do you think we do? strip? that was one time.

[irritated]

just kidding.

we only took our shirts off.

[rediscovering]

what?!?!.....?!
where does that come into eating and chatting, even one time?!!

[irritated]

this wasn't for the club! this was for club business but we didn't do it for the girls.

we have costumes without shirts anyway.

[rediscovering]

what does that mean?! “Business?!” Who did you do it for if not your guests.....???

you understand the more you explain the less it makes sense right

[irritated]

it was for the doctor's exams at school. we were protecting haruhi's identity. it was for a good cause.

at least we didn't dress up as haruhi like tono.

[rediscovering]

Should I even bother asking “what” anymore
Just explain.......

[irritated]

it's simple.
nobody could know haruhi was a girl so kaoru and i were a distraction by taking our shirts off. the girls paid attention to us so we could sneak haruhi to a different place.

get it?

and we tricked tono into thinking he should pretend to be haruhi so people would think he was haruhi instead. that was hilarious.

[rediscovering]

you know
that still makes no sense
but made a lot else make sense

Haruhi is the girl tamaki likes and the only girl in your club, but i didnt know she was undercover as a boy. that makes the story kaoru told me about dressing up as girls in the cake dresses for her to have more girl friends make... well i can’t say it makes more sense but fills in gaps

so does Haruhi... like girls then? does she want to be a boy instead of a girl......? that’s why she is in your club?
i don’t know anyone like that except tamaki.. if they look so much alike that he can pass as her though then i guess i could see how?