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Hikaru Hitachiin ⬤ Ouran High School Host Club
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[irritated]

you can't be serious. everywhere has porn. everywhere. every time, every country, every world.

[rediscovering]

ok?? even if my world does have porn, if its not something appropriate for a prince or something uncle wouldnt have brought on the ship, then i dont know about it
its about this kinda... stuff??

[irritated]

if you mean our host club then i just want to repeat that this is a school club in a prestigious private school.
but seriously, what kind of boring life is it for a prince if you can't even look at porn?

[rediscovering]

no not your club the porn
it’s something about sex stuff....? like..... an encyclopedia or something? or instructions??


and yeah actually being a prince is boring as fuck, theres a lot you cant do that normal kids do
plus uncle is old and likes old man stuff. i wouldnt wanna talk to him about this stuff anyway......

[irritated]

no? it's just images? like pictures or movies? sometimes words? of people having sex.

also seriously it would be weird if you looked at this stuff with your uncle. there's limits.

[rediscovering]

really?? like it shows what happens...??

1/2

[irritated]

kind of yes and kind of no.
it's just fantasy crap. seriously. none of it's really real?

well. unless you watch homemade stuff.

2/2

[irritated]

why are we talking about this?
why am i still keeping it going?

[rediscovering]

because i dont know anything about it!! and it sounds weird....

[ And by that he means interesting. No one’s ever given Zuko much education about what actually should happen apart from his imagination and instincts. He won’t say it but he wants to know the actual mechanics of things, cuz he’d never feel comfortable to ask anyone... He has questions. He probably shouldn’t learn the answers from porn. But he doesn’t know what he’s getting into. ]

[irritated]

how did you not find anything here?

[rediscovering]

if i didnt know it existed, why would i look for it.....!

...should i?

[irritated]

absolutely.

[It isn't mean to just send somebody on their merry way, looking for porn without much knowledge about it at all. This is part of the normal teenage experience.]

eight hours later...

[rediscovering]

what the fuck hikaru?!?!

[rediscovering]

can people really pay for something like this if they dont have enough money? i mean here yeah but in your world? ive never had to do that even without the sex part so i wouldnt know cuz the palace servants took care of that stuff. but not maids like this normal maids i mean unless those are normal maids or maybe our maids werent normal cuz we're royalty?? but you'd think thatd mean we'd get the best maids...... were your maids like this.........??? do i just not know about this cuz i was too young??? or cuz only my dad......??! oh god

[rediscovering]

ok so i was right the girls are ignoring the guy and hes ok with it i dont get it

[rediscovering]

oh.

[rediscovering]

you said its not real unless its homemade but how can you tell whats what?? theyre clearly at home, just in the living room in this and all the windows are open the neighbors could see everything
maybe they want them too... id never want my neighbors to see me do this thats crazy
im assuming they dont have roommates
please dont ever do this in our living room
i dont want to walk in on this

[rediscovering]

is that really his sister......? or theyre pretending...?? theyre probably pretending right?

a fifteen minute pause since the last comment

[rediscovering]

oh actually i met a guy who told me about piercing that
he gave me some weird tea

[rediscovering]

what does creampie mean
its obviously not what i assumed

[rediscovering]

this is crazy i cant believe there's so much its like endless

[rediscovering]

HAHA HAHA
some of this shit is definitely illegal in the fire nation!!!
and if its not i'll make it illegal when im fire lord
hahahaha

[rediscovering]

i cant believe you told me to look this up
you really like this???
i cant even watch any of this except for skipping ahead but i dont really want to cuz the names are so weird i just want to see all the names

what the fuck does this mean:
lesbian teacher asks male student to get her pregnant

what the fuck
half this shit doesn't even make any sense
all men like these movies in your world? do women like this too? im surprised you like these movies??
i knew you were weird before but haha youre twisted
i feel very moral and normal right now.......

[rediscovering]

aren’t cartoons for kids
this can’t be for kids

[rediscovering]

OCTOPUS???!