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[rediscovering]

ok i cant handle this anymore so final verdict

your world is weird
this world is weirder
and for probably the first time in my life i can say im glad im from somewhere sensible and normal and moral

unlike you guys.

[irritated]

what the hell was this? kaoru and i were trying to go to sleep.

[And then they were quietly laughing hysterically with each other as they read all of these texts. It was a riot.]

but 1. i don't watch everything there is? nobody does that
2. octopus??? did you watch animals doing it? ew.

[rediscovering]

1. theres SO MUCH how could they!!! i just went on one website!

2. NO it was a girl in a cartoon!!! what the fuck!!!

[irritated]

people like a lot of different things. like hentai which is the cartoons of people having sex but only otaku like hentai. it's really sad to enjoy watching drawings have sex.

[rediscovering]

what's otaku?!?! there's like a whole sexuality for people who like the tentacle cartoons???! instead of real people?! i cant get over that one it was probably the weirdest one out of all of them
at least the others are just normal prostitutes im assuming but an artist used their time and talent and imagination to draw that shit and thats the sad part to me......

[irritated]

otaku are just people obsessed with nerdy stuff like anime or whatever. it's always otaku that like hentai.

also they aren't prostitutes. they're just porn actors.

[rediscovering]

so these are actors who act only for sex?? isnt that a kind of prostitute then?

what about the people who hold the cameras??

[irritated]

okay. you've kind of got me there.

that last question is a good one.

[rediscovering]

in some videos it was the guy who held the camera

does that mean he's a poorly paid actor or a well paid cameraman since he had to do both??

[irritated]

that's probably the homemade stuff i was talking about

[rediscovering]

so what does that mean?? they didn't get paid at all?? just made the movie for free...??

[irritated]

sometimes or they got paid something for it after if they sold it to the right people. something like that.

i'm not an expert here

[rediscovering]

thats a crazy business
all of this is crazy
your world is weirder than mine i swear

[irritated]

trust me. there's porn all over the place even in your world. maybe just in drawings and things like that.

[rediscovering]

thats not the same as seeing real people though!! i bet there are drawings in my world but ive never seen any.

[ But now he kind of wants to... ]

[irritated]

or they had live viewings.

1/2

[rediscovering]

what do you mean

[rediscovering]

wait really???! No way that’s weird.......! you think so?!?

[ Why are you asking him? It’s your world, prince. Hikaru is just a sexpert with all the answers, apparently; while he certainly didn’t intend to sign up for it, somehow unfortunately clearly he’s now Zuko’s authority on these matters. Oh no. ]

[irritated]

how would i know??? that's just something people are into! so probably.

[rediscovering]

just.... watching other people in the same room.....???! sounds so creepy!!

how come you know so much about this stuff....?? hearsay?

[ What a question. Put on the spot. Zuko does not understand that kids these days learn about sex from porn. That's it. Meantime, he just... hasn't learned about sex... until now. From porn. ]

[irritated]

people are into way weirder stuff. watching it like that is definitely the least weirdest thing.

because all kids in my world just have access to this stuff?? this is how you learn about it. there's school but it's really bad. you have to teach yourself basically.

[rediscovering]

i mean the cartoons with the tentacles was definitely weirder so yeah i guess that must be true.........

this is how you guys learn about it?!?! but it's not real you said! you dont just... learn from experience.....? is this actually a good education on this stuff?? it seems..... off.

[irritated]

it isn't so you have to do more research. think of this as a beginning.
like your beginning. a whole new world.

[rediscovering]

bad beginning

but i guess id rather learn like this than talking to uncle sooo...... i get it.

i still think its weird though

[irritated]

yeah who was i gonna ask? hey dad, haven't seen you in a few months but can you tell me how babies are made? pass!

you didn't find it all weird. there was definitely something you liked.(￣︶￣;)