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Taichi - TFLN

[irritated]

so you wanted to see me deep throat a hot dog?

taichi-senpai (‾́ ◡ ‾́)

[arf]

You texted me that you had done it and thought about me while doing it!!!

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I AM HUMAN ｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

[irritated]

it's different when you're doing the deepthroating and somebody else wants to do it to you.

[That makes no sense.]

[arf]

You want to do it to me!?

Or you... want me to...? ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜//├┬┴┬┴

[irritated]

[Wait. Did this joke run away from him???]

i don't want a hot dog anywhere near my mouth

[He thinks they're still talking about hot dogs???]

and you were still the one that wanted to make me deep throat one so don't turn this around on me!!!

[arf]

[ Taichi hasn't been talking about hot dogs for at least two texts. He thought he was in on a Code now.

He was sorely mistaken and he's realizing this. ]

Yes hot dogs!!

[ Wait that sounds suspicious! ]

I love hot dogs I want everyone to enjoy them! I'm very passionate about it!

[irritated]

[Now this joke has turned around on him. Now he has become the butt of this joke.]

i hate hot dogs now

[arf]

Don't hate hot dogs!!!
I'm sorry I'm a bad dog! UಥᴥಥU

[irritated]

[Hikaru had been texting in a flurry as he had been rushing to not look like a fool but when he looks back...

Wait did Taichi want to...?

THIS IS A LOT.]

is this where i say you deserve a punishment like the naughty dog you are?

[This can come off as a joke. He thinks. ]

[arf]

Another S&M fan!??!!

[ SOUGO WAS ENOUGH, HE ISN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE TWO SADISTS!!

Okay he probably is uniquely equipped to handle sadists bc he's a puppy and always loves his friends and whatever Hikaru is at this point but ]

I'm going to go bury myself in snow and become a snow person!

[irritated]

I'M NOT INTO S&M!!!

[Wait...]

wait you know more than one????

[Should he be jealous?! ]

[arf]

Sougo-sama is really into it too.

[ He's still saying too. ]

[irritated]

sougo-sama...

i didn't think you knew about those things.

[Hikaru is jumping to the assumption that Taichi is doing these things. He's not a virgin.

And he doesn't like this.]

taichi | tfln

[irritated]

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so my dick makes you think of juza's?

[arf]

You brought up Juza-san!!!!! ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

[irritated]

you said imagine someone in love and you went full dick on me

[arf]

I said imagine someone in love and how that would affect their "personality" down there! In uncertain terms!

[ APPARENTLY UNCERTAIN TERMS taichi is so lost he's either dumb, perverted, or being punked and he can't tell which it is at this moment because they're all possible ]

[irritated]

so are you wondering what kind of lovers people are in bed?

[He really is just trolling now.]

[arf]

I thought that was what we were talking about!! it was a fun time!! Hikaru do you still love me if I'm a pervert!!!!

[irritated]

i always knew. remember you asked me to slide into your dm even before we were together. my innocence was always on danger with you.

[arf]

I still want you to slide into my DMs every day!! 💖

[irritated]

i know that much

guess im lucky with how much dick you've been thinking about.

[arf]

I think about muscles more than dick! I only love your dick!

[irritated]

on average how much do you think you think about dick?

[arf]

don't make me do math about dick