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[irritated]

[Now this joke has turned around on him. Now he has become the butt of this joke.]

i hate hot dogs now

[arf]

Don't hate hot dogs!!!
I'm sorry I'm a bad dog! UಥᴥಥU

[irritated]

[Hikaru had been texting in a flurry as he had been rushing to not look like a fool but when he looks back...

Wait did Taichi want to...?

THIS IS A LOT.]

is this where i say you deserve a punishment like the naughty dog you are?

[This can come off as a joke. He thinks. ]

[arf]

Another S&M fan!??!!

[ SOUGO WAS ENOUGH, HE ISN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE TWO SADISTS!!

Okay he probably is uniquely equipped to handle sadists bc he's a puppy and always loves his friends and whatever Hikaru is at this point but ]

I'm going to go bury myself in snow and become a snow person!

[irritated]

I'M NOT INTO S&M!!!

[Wait...]

wait you know more than one????

[Should he be jealous?! ]

[arf]

Sougo-sama is really into it too.

[ He's still saying too. ]

[irritated]

sougo-sama...

i didn't think you knew about those things.

[Hikaru is jumping to the assumption that Taichi is doing these things. He's not a virgin.

And he doesn't like this.]

[arf]

Sougo-sama taught me!! It's not like I wanted to know!

[ He worked at a shop back in Lunatia and was very blatant about being a sadist, Taichi doesn't really know anything in-depth about it. ]

[irritated]

are you okay???? if he made you do something then that's messed up?

[Now he's worried!!!]

[arf]

[ ???? ]

Huh? He never made me do anything. He just told me he's a "S."

[irritated]

I THOUGHT HE MADE YOU DO STUFF

[arf]

No! I call him Sougo-sama to joke with him!!!

[irritated]

wouldn't that...get him off...?? you know??? if he's a s

[arf]

I think it takes a little more than that probably!!!!!!
He worked at that shop, he's probably super experienced!

[irritated]

what shop??? also i think you calling somebody that would be really ero for them if they're a pervert. especially you.

[arf]

Why especially me?!

[irritated]

you're definitely a turn-on for those types. you got the eager and cute puppy thing going for you.

[arf]

No way, he's only ever like shot me or tied my yukata too tight! I'm definitely not his type!

[irritated]

shot you???

[arf]

With one of those festival shooting game toys.

[irritated]

you keep making me think i need to go beat somebody up.

[arf]

Why would you beat someone up?!

[ Hikaru?! How does he always end up having to talk people out of getting into fights?! ]

[irritated]

i thought he was forcing you into things and then he shot you??? why wouldn't i go after somebody for that?

[It isn't the first time he's done this because he thought somebody he cared about was hurt by somebody else.]

[arf]

Because he is the top swordsman in the shinsengumi!!
Though I'm flattered you would fight for me. ❤

[ please do not get yourself killed on his behalf, hikaru ]

[irritated]

what.

[That's a lot. The freakin' shinsengumi????]