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[arf]

No way, he's only ever like shot me or tied my yukata too tight! I'm definitely not his type!

[irritated]

shot you???

[arf]

With one of those festival shooting game toys.

[irritated]

you keep making me think i need to go beat somebody up.

[arf]

Why would you beat someone up?!

[ Hikaru?! How does he always end up having to talk people out of getting into fights?! ]

[irritated]

i thought he was forcing you into things and then he shot you??? why wouldn't i go after somebody for that?

[It isn't the first time he's done this because he thought somebody he cared about was hurt by somebody else.]

[arf]

Because he is the top swordsman in the shinsengumi!!
Though I'm flattered you would fight for me. ❤

[ please do not get yourself killed on his behalf, hikaru ]

[irritated]

what.

[That's a lot. The freakin' shinsengumi????]

[arf]

Yes! He's Okita.

[ Taichi somehow keeps making incredible friends. ]

[irritated]

are you serious?

[arf]

Yeah!

[irritated]

this feels like something you should probably be more excited about.

[arf]

I've known him for months!
Also he's really scary!

[ He's too scared to get properly excited! ]

[irritated]

yeah he's a sadist.
what are both of our lives? okita from the shinsengumi is a sadist and a boy from the future is telling me this after telling me he wanted to hot dog me.

[arf]

We're also hopping from planet to planet across the universe saving the worlds by hanging out.
It's a weird multiverse!

[irritated]

do you ever just miss being a normal teenager?

[arf]

I hated being a normal teenager, I stopped on purpose way before Lunatia or Avalon.

[irritated]

you're not out there fighting in some war wielding magic. or magical?? that's normal to me.

[arf]

I was possessed by a jiangshi a little while ago!
I showed up to a yakuza battle in a cartoon animal head!
I live with a talking bird!

[irritated]

i believe you about the yakuza crap and the talking bird because why not
but is that first one you pulling leg?

[arf]

No!
I think.
I don't remember it. We were digging through storage and found a talisman, Ban-chan came toward me and then I don't remember until Sakyo was yelling at me and there were some really disappointed girls outside the school gate...?

[irritated]

that's concerning.
what if you're still possessed or something?

[arf]

I'm not! Mucchan sealed demon lord Taichi with a talisman!

[irritated]

but what if it wasn't the right taichi? it's a common twist.
what if you're demon lord taichi who is trying to hotdog me?

[arf]

Apparently I made everyone call me Lord Taichi and referred to everyone as puny humans... U(u_u)U he's not allowed to hot dog you!!