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[irritated]

so are you wondering what kind of lovers people are in bed?

[He really is just trolling now.]

[arf]

I thought that was what we were talking about!! it was a fun time!! Hikaru do you still love me if I'm a pervert!!!!

[irritated]

i always knew. remember you asked me to slide into your dm even before we were together. my innocence was always on danger with you.

[arf]

I still want you to slide into my DMs every day!! 💖

[irritated]

i know that much

guess im lucky with how much dick you've been thinking about.

[arf]

I think about muscles more than dick! I only love your dick!

[irritated]

on average how much do you think you think about dick?

[arf]

don't make me do math about dick

[irritated]

so you think so much about it that you need to do math?

[arf]

APPARENTLY!!!!!!