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[irritated]

it's different when you're doing the deepthroating and somebody else wants to do it to you.

[That makes no sense.]

[arf]

You want to do it to me!?

Or you... want me to...? ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜//├┬┴┬┴

[irritated]

[Wait. Did this joke run away from him???]

i don't want a hot dog anywhere near my mouth

[He thinks they're still talking about hot dogs???]

and you were still the one that wanted to make me deep throat one so don't turn this around on me!!!

[arf]

[ Taichi hasn't been talking about hot dogs for at least two texts. He thought he was in on a Code now.

He was sorely mistaken and he's realizing this. ]

Yes hot dogs!!

[ Wait that sounds suspicious! ]

I love hot dogs I want everyone to enjoy them! I'm very passionate about it!

[irritated]

[Now this joke has turned around on him. Now he has become the butt of this joke.]

i hate hot dogs now

[arf]

Don't hate hot dogs!!!
I'm sorry I'm a bad dog! UಥᴥಥU

[irritated]

[Hikaru had been texting in a flurry as he had been rushing to not look like a fool but when he looks back...

Wait did Taichi want to...?

THIS IS A LOT.]

is this where i say you deserve a punishment like the naughty dog you are?

[This can come off as a joke. He thinks. ]

[arf]

Another S&M fan!??!!

[ SOUGO WAS ENOUGH, HE ISN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE TWO SADISTS!!

Okay he probably is uniquely equipped to handle sadists bc he's a puppy and always loves his friends and whatever Hikaru is at this point but ]

I'm going to go bury myself in snow and become a snow person!

[irritated]

I'M NOT INTO S&M!!!

[Wait...]

wait you know more than one????

[Should he be jealous?! ]

[arf]

Sougo-sama is really into it too.

[ He's still saying too. ]

[irritated]

sougo-sama...

i didn't think you knew about those things.

[Hikaru is jumping to the assumption that Taichi is doing these things. He's not a virgin.

And he doesn't like this.]

[arf]

Sougo-sama taught me!! It's not like I wanted to know!

[ He worked at a shop back in Lunatia and was very blatant about being a sadist, Taichi doesn't really know anything in-depth about it. ]

[irritated]

are you okay???? if he made you do something then that's messed up?

[Now he's worried!!!]

[arf]

[ ???? ]

Huh? He never made me do anything. He just told me he's a "S."

[irritated]

I THOUGHT HE MADE YOU DO STUFF

[arf]

No! I call him Sougo-sama to joke with him!!!

[irritated]

wouldn't that...get him off...?? you know??? if he's a s

[arf]

I think it takes a little more than that probably!!!!!!
He worked at that shop, he's probably super experienced!

[irritated]

what shop??? also i think you calling somebody that would be really ero for them if they're a pervert. especially you.

[arf]

Why especially me?!

[irritated]

you're definitely a turn-on for those types. you got the eager and cute puppy thing going for you.

[arf]

No way, he's only ever like shot me or tied my yukata too tight! I'm definitely not his type!

[irritated]

shot you???

[arf]

With one of those festival shooting game toys.

[irritated]

you keep making me think i need to go beat somebody up.