[ Zuko glowers, shooting Hikaru the flattest, deepest, most obvious "NO" look that he possibly can muster. He knows Hikaru knows the answer is No. Of course the answer is no. ]
[Most other times, Hikaru would just be proud of Zuko to be able to do a joke. But right now, knowing that Zuko watched a bad porn with his boyfriend is really beating that.]
So what was the plot? Taichi would have picked something with a plot.
[ He's still being entirely begrudging, but at least loosening up to talk about it... still in as few words as possible, but, hey, talking nonetheless. ]
They fought on horses first! Then knocked each other off! And, uh— ...Yeah. Kinda— continued fighting... Ahem.
[ He clears his throat, glowering. You catch his drift? It was rough, competitive, aggressive sex with really corny dialogue... That's all that can be assumed. This sounds awful. ]
Enough, you've heard enough! I shouldn't've ever said anything!
[ Hikaru, you're gonna kill him someday. He's survived bombs, starvation, assassination attempts, blizzards in a tundra, multiple lightning strikes, and he's gonna die from embarrassment at the hands of Hitachiin Hikaru. ]
There was no plot! It's a porn movie! They fought, they fucked, it ended! Now will you drop it already?!
[ Zuko's at his breaking point. He probably will think back with regret on practically shouting this on a public street, but, uh, for now, he's almost beside himself with embarrassment and aggravation, he's malfunctioning. ]
[People are now staring but hey, Hikaru is not the one yelling about it so he's perfectly fine. It starts as a quiet snicker before he's just laughing loudly.]
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And it looks just as horrible and trashy as he imagined. What was the actual movie like? He'd watch it in private later.]
Did you like it?
[He absolutely knows the answer is no.]
1/2
2/2
Yes... I did...
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So what was the plot? Taichi would have picked something with a plot.
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[ He's still being entirely begrudging, but at least loosening up to talk about it... still in as few words as possible, but, hey, talking nonetheless. ]
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[He's just saying it bluntly. To the surprise of nobody.]
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[ grijknsfdm, Hikaru knows he's gonna give Zuko a mild aneurysm and that's why he does these things, Zuko's sure of it??? ]
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Well, what else am I supposed to imagine in a gay porn?
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[ He clears his throat, glowering. You catch his drift? It was rough, competitive, aggressive sex with really corny dialogue... That's all that can be assumed. This sounds awful. ]
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Oh? Was it some like, the loser had to take it?
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[ Hikaru, you're gonna kill him someday. He's survived bombs, starvation, assassination attempts, blizzards in a tundra, multiple lightning strikes, and he's gonna die from embarrassment at the hands of Hitachiin Hikaru. ]
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[And Taichi wording this plot could still go very, very wrong. Who knows what Hikaru might think you two were watching if Taichi explains it?]
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[ Zuko's at his breaking point. He probably will think back with regret on practically shouting this on a public street, but, uh, for now, he's almost beside himself with embarrassment and aggravation, he's malfunctioning. ]
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Way to go, now everybody knows!