[ He grumbles this, loath to give Hikaru the name, roughly speaking the words into the ground. He doesn't disagree he was the worst choice... but Taichi and he had interesting conversation and Taichi seemed to come out of it feeling a bit better about things. Depressurized. And indeed, Zuko learned a lot, too... ]
[ Zuko glowers, shooting Hikaru the flattest, deepest, most obvious "NO" look that he possibly can muster. He knows Hikaru knows the answer is No. Of course the answer is no. ]
[Most other times, Hikaru would just be proud of Zuko to be able to do a joke. But right now, knowing that Zuko watched a bad porn with his boyfriend is really beating that.]
So what was the plot? Taichi would have picked something with a plot.
[ He's still being entirely begrudging, but at least loosening up to talk about it... still in as few words as possible, but, hey, talking nonetheless. ]
They fought on horses first! Then knocked each other off! And, uh— ...Yeah. Kinda— continued fighting... Ahem.
[ He clears his throat, glowering. You catch his drift? It was rough, competitive, aggressive sex with really corny dialogue... That's all that can be assumed. This sounds awful. ]
Enough, you've heard enough! I shouldn't've ever said anything!
[ Hikaru, you're gonna kill him someday. He's survived bombs, starvation, assassination attempts, blizzards in a tundra, multiple lightning strikes, and he's gonna die from embarrassment at the hands of Hitachiin Hikaru. ]
There was no plot! It's a porn movie! They fought, they fucked, it ended! Now will you drop it already?!
[ Zuko's at his breaking point. He probably will think back with regret on practically shouting this on a public street, but, uh, for now, he's almost beside himself with embarrassment and aggravation, he's malfunctioning. ]
[People are now staring but hey, Hikaru is not the one yelling about it so he's perfectly fine. It starts as a quiet snicker before he's just laughing loudly.]
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[ He grumbles this, loath to give Hikaru the name, roughly speaking the words into the ground. He doesn't disagree he was the worst choice... but Taichi and he had interesting conversation and Taichi seemed to come out of it feeling a bit better about things. Depressurized. And indeed, Zuko learned a lot, too... ]
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And it looks just as horrible and trashy as he imagined. What was the actual movie like? He'd watch it in private later.]
Did you like it?
[He absolutely knows the answer is no.]
1/2
2/2
Yes... I did...
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So what was the plot? Taichi would have picked something with a plot.
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[ He's still being entirely begrudging, but at least loosening up to talk about it... still in as few words as possible, but, hey, talking nonetheless. ]
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[He's just saying it bluntly. To the surprise of nobody.]
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[ grijknsfdm, Hikaru knows he's gonna give Zuko a mild aneurysm and that's why he does these things, Zuko's sure of it??? ]
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Well, what else am I supposed to imagine in a gay porn?
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[ He clears his throat, glowering. You catch his drift? It was rough, competitive, aggressive sex with really corny dialogue... That's all that can be assumed. This sounds awful. ]
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Oh? Was it some like, the loser had to take it?
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[ Hikaru, you're gonna kill him someday. He's survived bombs, starvation, assassination attempts, blizzards in a tundra, multiple lightning strikes, and he's gonna die from embarrassment at the hands of Hitachiin Hikaru. ]
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[And Taichi wording this plot could still go very, very wrong. Who knows what Hikaru might think you two were watching if Taichi explains it?]
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[ Zuko's at his breaking point. He probably will think back with regret on practically shouting this on a public street, but, uh, for now, he's almost beside himself with embarrassment and aggravation, he's malfunctioning. ]
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Way to go, now everybody knows!