why would i make up an animal?! they're not as common as a poodle-monkey or something but some people keep crococats as pets in the earth kingdom but they're ferocious they could definitely maul a person even though theyre small and cute a crocokitten could take out a half-grown platypus bear full grown they can knock a man out! but theyre soft and fluffy so people like them anyway i guess..
what?!! why is a crococat more shocking than what i've told you about our battles?! dragons, whatever but crococats, that's where you draw the line.......?!!
who said a crococat is a reptile where are you even getting that from?!! theyre a kind of cat! they have fur all over and then like... a hard belly? i don’t know how to describe it besides dragons are reptiles technically probably and they have fur. just not everywhere. badgerfrogs have a little fur too although i guess they’re amphibians not reptiles......
[ He never thought about these things much. Damn it. ]
so sorry for thinking a crococat was a reptile. [He's being very sarcastic and he tries to explain that to Zuko but right now he's just overwhelmed by these weird animals.]
badgerfrog platypus bear...weaselnewt??? is that one????
weaselnewt....?!! are you just making up words now?! what the hell is that!?!
ok i have a weird animal question for you ostriches and horses what's the difference i mean we have ostrich-horses but i can't imagine how to separate them and kaoru just laughed at me when i asked him once
[ excessive punctuation mark club!!!!!! Hikaru's being converted........!! ]
theyre supposed to be one animal!!! ostrich-horses are super common, except in like. the north and south poles. too cold. but most everywhere else. we use them as a beast of burden, as mounts in war, to ride on for transportation, we even eat them..... very important animal in general, the world over
[ He even draws a sketch on his phone's Paint app, but who can say if it's good or bad, because what a ridiculous looking creature?! It's a horse. But an ostrich. He's not kidding. ]
it’s an OSTRICH-HORSE..!! horses are those animals that pull the carriages here right back home a dragon-moose would do that ostrich-horses are smaller.. better for riding, not strong pulling. but theyre real why would i make any animal up?!!
[ But Hikaru insisting it isn’t real even after Zuko’s careful illustration kind of makes him want to make up an animal later just to fuck with him… ]
a dragon-moose has nothing to do with a dragon!! Totally different animals dragon-moose have those long whiskers like dragons thats why theyre called that i think many animals in my world are named for how they look so if they look like another animal somehow that might be in the name like a cat owl has a face that looks a little like a cat but it’s a bird same deal with a dragon-moose looks like a dragon and a saber-tooth moose lion
[ Hikaru must be certain Zuko’s fucking with him… But he’s not… ]
did you just say saber tooth moose lion? that's not real. that's literally three different animals in one! who just puts three animals into one animal???
i'll introduce you to sokka and tell him to bring his familiar ive wanted to introduce you to sokka for a while anyway bring yoshiha and maybe she'll start talking to sokka's saber tooth moose lion
it's a baby moose lion though keep in mind usually theyre huge
can't believe you're telling me to take my kitsune to see a sabertooth moose lion. that is a sentence i just read with my own two eyes. that is a sentence i just typed out. what the hell has my life become?
anyway.
i feel like it'd take more to crack her. she's too smart to just let another talking animal or whatever break her silence like that. water torture might have to do.
[Did he just imply he'd water torture his familiar? Yeah. He did.]
your life has become more interesting?? you can say that much at least
[ Haha Zuko's got jokes... :| ]
water torture. thats something you really just typed..
[ But Hikaru's got jokes, too... which are more disarming. But still funny. ]
i don't think zunyan can talk he doesnt seem smart enough for the long con like that.... azula's dragon might be, though. could be he's just under zuko's influence and following his lead....
[ Wait has Zuko ever mentioned to Hikaru that Azula named her dragon Zuko?! Because that's funny, even if Zuko himself doesn't think so. ]
[It would also mean saying goodbye to a lot of important people he had met here but that isn't something he wants to think too much about. That's something to think about later.]
wait. zuko's influence? what are you doing with the familiars?
[ He's gotta go rule a country. This is his otherworldly impossible vacation. He'll never live a life like this again. But he still feels duty bound at his core. ]
i mean zunyan and azula's dragon are friends.... they've gotten along since the moment we both arrived.. and zun copies him sometimes i can tell like when zuko does something bad like scratches the furniture or starts a fire or something, i've seen that half the time zun watches him and then does it too or looks like he's thinking about it at least when i can stop him in time theyre really.... a lot.. sometimes.
yeah fire lord king guy-san. probably not the same at all [It's an affectionate nickname.
but at least 'Zuko' makes more sense now.] wait she named her dragon zuko? okay. that's a weird choice.
but yeah. kicchi and yoshiha are like that too. it's like they knew each other and were happy to be together again when they saw each other? but yoshiha is a total asshole and kicchi is really well-behaved in comparison but even she kind of goes along with yoshiha even though kicchi has her nine tails and everything? it's weird. familiars are weird.
“fire lord king guy-san………” taichi once called me lord of the hotsquat fire lord king guy-san is preferable.
[ Also preferable over Uncle Dragon. He’s about it. ]
and yeah azula named her dragon zuko as a joke i dont think it’s funny but our dragons act like your foxes it sounds like they acted happy to see each other right away when we arrived and they play and cuddle and sleep together all the time but.. Azula’s dragon is mean and bites me for no reason and messes with me when im sleeping her relationship with her dragon isnt like mine with zun though zun and i are so close hes affectionate and kinda goofy half the time but he copies her dragon often too which can be aggravating.. they make trouble in the house together.. we’ve wondered if theyre also siblings. do you think your foxes might be??
no taichi was right. lord of the hotsquat is way better. [You cursed yourself there, Zuko.]
do you think she's training it to do that? don't know anything about dragons, especially this place's weird dragons, but maybe he does that because she thinks it's funny? she seems like the type...
but maybe. i don't know if kicchi and yoshiha are siblings. kicchi has to be way older since she's got all nine tails.
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you're making this up
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they're not as common as a poodle-monkey or something but some people keep crococats as pets in the earth kingdom
but they're ferocious they could definitely maul a person even though theyre small and cute
a crocokitten could take out a half-grown platypus bear
full grown they can knock a man out!
but theyre soft and fluffy so people like them anyway i guess..
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your world was crazy and i feel like i could deal with the children committing war crimes
[What a weird limit???]
but all of that? i can't
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dragons, whatever
but crococats, that's where you draw the line.......?!!
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and PLATYPUS BEAR?
no.
i can't.
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besides dragons are reptiles technically probably and they have fur. just not everywhere. badgerfrogs have a little fur too
although i guess they’re amphibians not reptiles......
[ He never thought about these things much. Damn it. ]
whats so strange about a platypus-bear anyway
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badgerfrog platypus bear...weaselnewt??? is that one????
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ok i have a weird animal question for you
ostriches
and horses
what's the difference
i mean we have ostrich-horses but i can't imagine how to separate them and kaoru just laughed at me when i asked him once
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an ostrich is a bird and a horse is a mammal! they're two entirely different animals???????!
[You made him use a lot of question marks, Zuko.]
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theyre supposed to be one animal!!!
ostrich-horses are super common, except in like. the north and south poles. too cold. but most everywhere else.
we use them as a beast of burden, as mounts in war, to ride on for transportation, we even eat them..... very important animal in general, the world over
[ He even draws a sketch on his phone's Paint app, but who can say if it's good or bad, because what a ridiculous looking creature?! It's a horse. But an ostrich. He's not kidding. ]
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[He's gone full caps. This is how outrageous he finds the whole thing.]
there's no way that's real. i don't believe it. no.
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back home a dragon-moose would do that
ostrich-horses are smaller.. better for riding, not strong pulling.
but theyre real why would i make any animal up?!!
[ But Hikaru insisting it isn’t real even after Zuko’s careful illustration kind of makes him want to make up an animal later just to fuck with him… ]
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i thought dragons went extinct! see! you're lying!
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dragon-moose have those long whiskers like dragons thats why theyre called that i think
many animals in my world are named for how they look
so if they look like another animal somehow that might be in the name
like a cat owl has a face that looks a little like a cat but it’s a bird
same deal with a dragon-moose
looks like a dragon and a saber-tooth moose lion
[ Hikaru must be certain Zuko’s fucking with him… But he’s not… ]
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it's one animal!!
actually
i can prove it
sokka's familiar here is a saber tooth moose lion cub!!
it can talk though
they can't talk in our world
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honestly pretty sure yoshiha can talk but she just pretends she doesn't so whatever that's believable
but i want to see this thing. like how does this exist???
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ive wanted to introduce you to sokka for a while anyway
bring yoshiha and maybe she'll start talking to sokka's saber tooth moose lion
it's a baby moose lion though keep in mind
usually theyre huge
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anyway.
i feel like it'd take more to crack her. she's too smart to just let another talking animal or whatever break her silence like that. water torture might have to do.
[Did he just imply he'd water torture his familiar? Yeah. He did.]
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[ Haha Zuko's got jokes... :| ]
water torture.
thats something you really just typed..
[ But Hikaru's got jokes, too... which are more disarming. But still funny. ]
i don't think zunyan can talk
he doesnt seem smart enough for the long con like that....
azula's dragon might be, though. could be he's just under zuko's influence and following his lead....
[ Wait has Zuko ever mentioned to Hikaru that Azula named her dragon Zuko?! Because that's funny, even if Zuko himself doesn't think so. ]
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[It would also mean saying goodbye to a lot of important people he had met here but that isn't something he wants to think too much about. That's something to think about later.]
wait. zuko's influence? what are you doing with the familiars?
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but probably not for the same reasons ha
[ He's gotta go rule a country. This is his otherworldly impossible vacation. He'll never live a life like this again. But he still feels duty bound at his core. ]
i mean zunyan and azula's dragon are friends.... they've gotten along since the moment we both arrived.. and zun copies him sometimes i can tell
like when zuko does something bad like scratches the furniture or starts a fire or something, i've seen that half the time zun watches him and then does it too
or looks like he's thinking about it at least when i can stop him in time
theyre really.... a lot.. sometimes.
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but at least 'Zuko' makes more sense now.] wait she named her dragon zuko? okay. that's a weird choice.
but yeah. kicchi and yoshiha are like that too. it's like they knew each other and were happy to be together again when they saw each other? but yoshiha is a total asshole and kicchi is really well-behaved in comparison but even she kind of goes along with yoshiha even though kicchi has her nine tails and everything? it's weird. familiars are weird.
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taichi once called me lord of the hotsquat
fire lord king guy-san is preferable.
[ Also preferable over Uncle Dragon. He’s about it. ]
and yeah azula named her dragon zuko as a joke
i dont think it’s funny
but our dragons act like your foxes it sounds like
they acted happy to see each other right away when we arrived and they play and cuddle and sleep together all the time
but.. Azula’s dragon is mean and bites me for no reason and messes with me when im sleeping
her relationship with her dragon isnt like mine with zun though
zun and i are so close
hes affectionate and kinda goofy half the time
but he copies her dragon often too which can be aggravating.. they make trouble in the house together..
we’ve wondered if theyre also siblings. do you think your foxes might be??
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do you think she's training it to do that? don't know anything about dragons, especially this place's weird dragons, but maybe he does that because she thinks it's funny? she seems like the type...
but maybe. i don't know if kicchi and yoshiha are siblings. kicchi has to be way older since she's got all nine tails.
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