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[irritated]

cake dresses? you mean our tiered ballgowns? yeah we did that. it was tono's idea.

haruhi just doesn't care about being a boy or a girl. i don't even know if she likes anybody? she did kiss a girl and she didn't care but that was an accident. it made the party more interesting though.

also her and tono look NOTHING alike. i told you. tono is an idiot. he fell for it.

[But the more he thinks about Haruhi, talks about her, the more he misses her. She means the world to him and he used to see her every day. Spend all day with her and Kaoru. Now he hasn't seen her in months.]

[rediscovering]

yeah. the first day we met kaoru told me some crazy story about tamaki manipulating Haruhi dishonestly by some stupid play you did dressed as girls cuz he thought she was gonna transfer to an all girls school but didn’t just talk to her about it. he could have just asked. it made no sense. sounds like a lot doesnt with him.... i mean i already knew that but it runs deeper than i thought the more i hear about your club......

why would her kissing a girl make a party more interesting? people were watching? another distraction like when you took your shirts off...? so weird

[ He's starting to have questions about Haruhi’s character too by this point for putting up with all this... but on the other hand, he’s surprised in himself for putting up with their antics, too. They’re so eccentric it’s endearing and exciting as much as it is baffling and irritating at times. He can’t judge her. He chooses to live with them. ]

[irritated]

tono is way more of a "act first think later" kind of guy.

it wasn't expected! that's why. haven't you ever gone to something boring and then it turned out to be interesting? it was that kind of thing!

[rediscovering]

i can relate to that...... you know.

no. i haven’t.
but i still don’t understand how a girl kissing a girl is interesting enough to attract an audience....? Why is that interesting?? shes really popular like tamaki or something?

[irritated]

zuko

think of the two cutest girls you can think of.
now imagine them kissing. like really kissing.
you still gonna ask me that?

[rediscovering]

yes!
wouldnt i wanna fantasize about them kissing me..? that makes no sense, its weird. ive never seen girls kiss anyway. That’s technically illegal.

this is what you guys daydream about....? or your guests do....?? i don’t get it.

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[irritated]

illegal? that explains a lot

but this doesn't even have anything to do with our club anymore because it isn't about that. like that isn't the point entirely. even the kiss haruhi had was super tame. it was just funny because tono lost it.

but come on. this is about you as a guy. did you even actually think of two cute girls kissing?

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[irritated]

should i send you pictures?

[Now he's just being a jerk to embarrass him.]

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[rediscovering]

yes i thought about it. and the two cutest girls i know wouldn’t even like each other. they’re totally different. even if they liked girls instead theyd never kiss each other.

guys where you’re from like to watch girls kiss? But doesnt it mean theyre unavailable?? if they don’t like guys..

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[rediscovering]

do you just keep pictures of cute girls you know kissing....!!?? that’s creepy as fuck hikaru
Do they know you have them....??

[irritated]

you're really testing me here. so much that i don't even know where to begin. you don't even know how to fantasize. what am i supposed to do with that?

but first of all, i don't have pictures of girls i know. it's called going on the internet and looking it up. you know about porn, right?

[rediscovering]

i know how to fantasize!!! just not about that, about normal things...... and about girls and myself not other people

no?

[irritated]

you can't be serious. everywhere has porn. everywhere. every time, every country, every world.

[rediscovering]

ok?? even if my world does have porn, if its not something appropriate for a prince or something uncle wouldnt have brought on the ship, then i dont know about it
its about this kinda... stuff??

[irritated]

if you mean our host club then i just want to repeat that this is a school club in a prestigious private school.
but seriously, what kind of boring life is it for a prince if you can't even look at porn?

[rediscovering]

no not your club the porn
it’s something about sex stuff....? like..... an encyclopedia or something? or instructions??


and yeah actually being a prince is boring as fuck, theres a lot you cant do that normal kids do
plus uncle is old and likes old man stuff. i wouldnt wanna talk to him about this stuff anyway......

[irritated]

no? it's just images? like pictures or movies? sometimes words? of people having sex.

also seriously it would be weird if you looked at this stuff with your uncle. there's limits.

[rediscovering]

really?? like it shows what happens...??

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[irritated]

kind of yes and kind of no.
it's just fantasy crap. seriously. none of it's really real?

well. unless you watch homemade stuff.

2/2

[irritated]

why are we talking about this?
why am i still keeping it going?

[rediscovering]

because i dont know anything about it!! and it sounds weird....

[ And by that he means interesting. No one’s ever given Zuko much education about what actually should happen apart from his imagination and instincts. He won’t say it but he wants to know the actual mechanics of things, cuz he’d never feel comfortable to ask anyone... He has questions. He probably shouldn’t learn the answers from porn. But he doesn’t know what he’s getting into. ]

[irritated]

how did you not find anything here?

[rediscovering]

if i didnt know it existed, why would i look for it.....!

...should i?

[irritated]

absolutely.

[It isn't mean to just send somebody on their merry way, looking for porn without much knowledge about it at all. This is part of the normal teenage experience.]

eight hours later...

[rediscovering]

what the fuck hikaru?!?!