Think you can help me out with that? There's a quest right now that wants to find the internet trolls but I'm not even sure how to find the IP address.
yeah sure. i've been meaning to look into this place's network and see if it's similar to the internet back home.
we'll have to draw out the trolls though because i'm not going to go searching for them when it's just as easy to draw them to you. internet trolls are so simple
I could say how this place seemed to be a rip off on an adventure game. Or I could say how animal magic isn't really too useful here, that'll get a conversation going.
Although, maybe that wouldn't be enough to get the troll out.
now you're just being the internet troll. besides that wouldn't work. trolls don't want to step into other trolls' places.
ask a basic question like what's the most useless type of magic? then people come out and probably start arguing amongst themselves anyway. then you get the trolls and then we'll probably get ours.
Are you kidding me? This is making it so much more difficult than I thought!
Then how about this? I get the conversation going and you can track the troll down. It seems like you have more experience than I do with the internet.
[Because he's 13 and just getting started on learning the wonders of the internet]
That sound be easy enough. Let's get started on this thing.
[That being said, Ken got his wonderful internet skills ready as he quickly made another account. With a username 'Omeletrice98', he went straight to work typing "What is the most useless magic?" on the community!]
You see the post right? Just let me know if you see that username popping up.
[As he looked at the network but there wasn't real angry comments just yet. So far, it seemed to be a fairly civil conversation about the benefits of each magic...]
I can use animal magic but why do you ask?
[Please don't tell him he has to make a comment about how useless his magic is.]
[A few moments pass and Hikaru pokes to irritate them more and then when the troll appears, Hikaru is quickly on it as he sends a message to them personally, pretending to be an angry person upset with him so he can get his ip.]
okay got them. join in on the fight. act upset and argue back with them. we have to keep them here as i try to get everything.
[Somewhere, in the back of Ken's mind, he can't help but wonder how he got himself into this mess. But at the same time, it sure seemed like Hikaru knew what he was doing.
As soon as he got a hold of the troll, the younger of the two had to think of something fast!]
I'll do my best! [The problem was that this wasn't his expertise. All he could do was figure out ways on how to get the troll to keep commenting back.
The comments could range from how they had to prove they were wrong and from how annoying they were to even read their comments! Will this go well?]
you're too nice. you'd never make it as an internet troll
[But ugh, this person has a vpn! Were those becoming more common? They weren't nearly as common in 2002 where he's from but geesh. Hopefully it's one he can get through easily enough as he sends a quick message to Ken.]
i need five more minutes. make a dumb threat. like you'll call the police or something. trolls love it when people say dumb crap like that.
i'll call you when i'm trying to make friends [He's being sarcastic here but seriously, it's a troll. It's okay to get mean!!
But after a moment, which was a very annoying and long moment because he's used to most people not knowing about a vpn where he's from, he laughs when he gets the information. He sends it over to Ken.]
☆⌒(ゝ。∂) you're welcome. that was such a huge pain.
[He sighed to himself. He was right, he wasn’t meant to be an internet troll but alas! He will have to learn!
But as Ken looked at the message, he just raised an eyebrow. While he was still somewhat new to the internet and hacking in general, there was a burning question he had to ask.]
Hikaru-san, you’re not secretly a hacker too are you?
[If he’s anything like Fuuka, does Ken need to be careful every time he uses the network?]
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[Because those two can be kind of related? Sort of? Maybe?]
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[This might be because Hikaru plays the role of internet troll sometimes.]
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Do you know how?
[Because help, he doesn't know]
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[Where was Fuuka when he needed her??]
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we'll have to draw out the trolls though because i'm not going to go searching for them when it's just as easy to draw them to you. internet trolls are so simple
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It shouldn't be too hard with a username like AllUrBaseAreBelongToFae69.
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what do we know about this place? well first of all we need an account for ourselves. we could talk about some type of magic being useless.
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Although, maybe that wouldn't be enough to get the troll out.
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ask a basic question like what's the most useless type of magic? then people come out and probably start arguing amongst themselves anyway. then you get the trolls and then we'll probably get ours.
[He speaks from experience.]
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Then how about this? I get the conversation going and you can track the troll down. It seems like you have more experience than I do with the internet.
[Because he's 13 and just getting started on learning the wonders of the internet]
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but seriously just do what i said. have another account to post to your post too to get attention if it gets buried other things.
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[That being said, Ken got his wonderful internet skills ready as he quickly made another account. With a username 'Omeletrice98', he went straight to work typing "What is the most useless magic?" on the community!]
You see the post right? Just let me know if you see that username popping up.
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[It's easy to rile people up and that would attract a troll easily.]
don't see him yet but magic networks are a pain
what kind of magic are you??
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I can use animal magic but why do you ask?
[Please don't tell him he has to make a comment about how useless his magic is.]
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anyway hold on.
[There's Hikaru with a fake account wwwww6788 and basically saying the same thing with how useless animal magic.]
you have to get mean. you have to put some blood in the water.
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Why am I not surprised you would say that? Okay fine, let's see how this will go.
[He said before looking at the forums once more. Just as he did, he could already see the various angry comments about it. That didn't take long.]
See that user yet?
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but not yet. hold on.
[A few moments pass and Hikaru pokes to irritate them more and then when the troll appears, Hikaru is quickly on it as he sends a message to them personally, pretending to be an angry person upset with him so he can get his ip.]
okay got them. join in on the fight. act upset and argue back with them. we have to keep them here as i try to get everything.
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As soon as he got a hold of the troll, the younger of the two had to think of something fast!]
I'll do my best! [The problem was that this wasn't his expertise. All he could do was figure out ways on how to get the troll to keep commenting back.
The comments could range from how they had to prove they were wrong and from how annoying they were to even read their comments! Will this go well?]
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[But ugh, this person has a vpn! Were those becoming more common? They weren't nearly as common in 2002 where he's from but geesh. Hopefully it's one he can get through easily enough as he sends a quick message to Ken.]
i need five more minutes. make a dumb threat. like you'll call the police or something. trolls love it when people say dumb crap like that.
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Excuse me for being polite!
[With that, he quickly did what he was told and made said threatening comment about calling the police to keep the comments coming!
That and a comment he could call a man who looks dresses like Santa and likes to eat pizza. Maybe that'll confuse them into commenting some more.]
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But after a moment, which was a very annoying and long moment because he's used to most people not knowing about a vpn where he's from, he laughs when he gets the information. He sends it over to Ken.]
☆⌒(ゝ。∂) you're welcome. that was such a huge pain.
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[He sighed to himself. He was right, he wasn’t meant to be an internet troll but alas! He will have to learn!
But as Ken looked at the message, he just raised an eyebrow. While he was still somewhat new to the internet and hacking in general, there was a burning question he had to ask.]
Hikaru-san, you’re not secretly a hacker too are you?
[If he’s anything like Fuuka, does Ken need to be careful every time he uses the network?]
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[That's all he sends over. Hikaru wouldn't call himself a hacker but he does know how to get information he shouldn't be able to get.]
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